And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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