Plan B is the new Plan A
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
