Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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