normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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