if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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