Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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