This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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