Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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