he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He better not be in your backpack
I can't turn off my feet"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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