roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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