shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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