Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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