"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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