and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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