If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
