It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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