OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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