my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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