Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
this beer tastes like vomit already
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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