Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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