Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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