dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Operation Purity has been aborted
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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