whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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