I hate your face
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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