Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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