Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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