Non-Jews are for practice
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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