It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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