dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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