So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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