Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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