Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Dick very happy bro
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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