with your own penis?
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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