Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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