i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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