But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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