Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just gift wrapped bread.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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