I just threw up on my dentist
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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