I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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