No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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