Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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