The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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