So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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