how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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