Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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