no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
