Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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