Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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