How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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