she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
